Thursday, July 29, 2010

FACIALS...the Pleasure Position 69!

If after reading yesterdays post you decided to go with option A....OMG yaaaay you! Time for the infamous oral sex pleasure position 69...now not everyone is skilled at this so one must be careful in its execution. So where were we.... Your pussy is swollen with pleasure(YES, the pussy actually swells) from all the finger poppin foreplay!You may even be beggin for the dick by this point but don"t do it! Whisper in his ear and say "FUCK my mouth!!!" Now if you don't usually talk dirty to your man, he will be taken aback, but inside he is soooooo turned on! This move of seduction will require you to be on the bottom at first, but believe me you can fuck is face later, gotta take one for the team 1st! You can't be scared, you have to take the whole dick,if your gag reflexes are sensitive practice makes perfect;) Just control his thrusting by putting your hands on his pelvic...and let him go "HARD" literally! Let hit fuck you mouth, just like it was your hot wet pussy! When you think he has had enough, order him, yes ORDER him to lay on his back! Now you can switch positions (you on top)and go for the home run. "Put you pussy on his sideburns" and proceed to ride is face like its going out of style. Now, I don';t know about you, but the more aroused I get, the more intense the sex becomes, like hot about to pass the fuck out intense....if he is eatin' the pussy right, you should be suckin the skin off his dick at this point....COOCHI CLINCHER........I just had a flashback to a really good 69 session..whew lawd!! Happy SUCKING and don't forget to swallow ladies! AMAZING!Smooches So talk to be folks.....Do you like, love, hate 69 or do you find it difficult to execute?

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Finger POPPIN Foreplay!

I don't know about you, but foreplay is a must in the bedroom when you are with your, husband,fuck buddy, fiancée, boyfriend, girlfriend etc....Much too often the art foreplay has been forgotten in the bed room. If foreplay is done right, I mean really RIGHT.... shit you should have ate least one orgasm before penetration even occurs! How you ask, FINGER POPPIN.....We women know what makes our bodies tic, we know what spots turn us on. The power our HANDS hold during sex is unbelievable. Our bodies are very sensitive to touch especially the clit and our nipples! Ladies did a tingle just run threw you thinking about it? (Coochi Clincher)lol You may also be surprised to know that you man loves to be touched as well. During sex take the time out to explore each others bodies, soft kisses, gentle touches,those soft kissed will eventually turn to hard ones as the intensity builds and your bodies are begging for each other....now its time for a little peep show.....let him watch you play with that pussy,but you cant be self conscious when you are doing it. Play with that pussy as if your partner is not there, only you know how you like it best....put on a FINGER POPPIN PUSSY SHOW! Play with your nipples,lick your juices from your fingers and start off slow, just get lost in pleasing you!Occasional eye contact just to see their reaction :) If they are turned on enough by the show, he probably already has his dick in his hands, pleasing himself, mouth wide open! If you have toys, bullets, vibrators, etc....now you can let them join in and play with the pussy too......can somebody say "She's leakin, soakin wet" let him put the toy in your pulsating pussy, or you can even use a bullet to make is dick throb with pleasure. By this time both of your bodies should be craving and orgasm.....Now their are two ways to finish this session with everyone fully satisfied.....you can A. Proceed to oral pleasure until both of you pass out(see also TRIPLE THREAT and POWER of the P) or B. Penetration.....but A is more impressive! Smooches

Monday, July 26, 2010

T-Shirt,Panties and Pumps!



T-Shirt and my Panties Oooooonnnn, T-Shirt and my Panties Ooooonnnnn....and a sexy ass pair of heels to make her ass sit just right! Well at least that whats 60% of my readers think. Are you turned on by a women with confidence, does you dick instantly get hard when your lady walks into the room ass naked, in a pair of 4 inch BLACK PUMPS! Do you wanna bend her over and ease inside her ever so gently from the back when you see her in a sexy ass pair of boy shorts that show just enough cheek:).....or have you never even seen your lady naked in full view.....yeah, I know there are some of you out there. You know the women who won't let you see her fully naked and only fucks with the lights out! Or the one who never takes all of her clothes off until she is under the covers.....that shit has to be a blower! I keep trying to tell ladies that no matter what we may think is wrong with us, when it comes to sex, men love a confident women, a women who is confident in her own skin! There is no better time to show this confidence than during foreplay... Ladies, the next time you are with your man, put on your favorite sex song....walk your sexy ass around him, tease him, dance for him, put on your confidence, those BLACK PUMPS and nothing else! Just the sight of your body will have his dick doing the lil dick jump (ladies you know what I'm talking about lol)Let him be a voyeur, taking every inch of your body in for his viewing pleasure! Don't let him touch you until he is begging....matter of fact you might wanna tie his hands up....after this night you will understand the power of a womens body! It should not matter if the lights are on, off, daytime, nighttime, inside, outside, if there is a wet pussy and a hard dick, two consenting adults, let the fucking commence! Fellas once again, you can thank me later. Smooches

Saturday, July 24, 2010

The Power of the "P"

Soooo, for the weekend I'm going to leave you lovely folks with a few dick suckin tricks to kick your weekend off right! I can not stress enough how much I loooooooooove , I mean loooooooves givin head and there is a little trick that I learned a long time ago that drives men crazy, now if you are a more experienced lady such as my self you may say, "Jersey, that ain't nothing new!" But believe me, you would be surprised how many folks just SUCK dick! LITERALLY, I mean just up and down, up and down, up and down....those folks need to be thrown off the earth with those non pussy eatin motherfuckers I mentioned a few days ago! There is more to fellatio than just the SUCK, today I wanna talk about the perineum....the what? That little piece of skin right underneath the balls but above the ass hole....if you pay close attention to this area I guarantee your man will be a happy camper when you are done. The art of the dick suck is all about the tease, building him up to the point that, when you do finally put his rock hard dick in your mouth he is ready to explode! To get to the perineum you have to spread his legs and dive in! Don't be scared JUST DO IT... lift his balls and ever so gently lick the area...alternate with soft blows, the sensation of cool air and the wetness of your tounge is amazing! While your doing this massage his inner thighs, legs, and body, your hands should never be idle! NEVER! Now its time to go in for the kill, ease your hands to the spot that you were licking, take your thumb and apply pressure to the area in a massaging manner, your mouth should now be filled with his balls....YES HIS BALLS! A gentle, sensual suck, then ease your mouth to his dick, and YOU KNOW THE REST!!! Oh and .when u get down there you should be spending the same amount of time he spent on you....its only right!

Thursday, July 22, 2010

What you mean..." You don't give head?"

Do you remember the very first time you put a dick in your mouth? The first time you mad your man's toes curl as you sucked his ass dry...did you feel dirty, or did you have a sense of accomplishment! I don't know about you, but I find EXTREME pleasure in making my man happy and I can't believe that in 2010 there are still women out there who don't suck dick, give head, slob the knob, give brain, top etc..... BITCH are you crazy!!!! I mean really, what excuse could an adult possibly give for not suckin dick in 2010....i'll wait....still waiting...Those old stigmas that giving head makes you a slut or dirty are long gone. If you love getting your pussy licked than by golly huny give your man some damn head....and not just on his birthday or a special occassion!I look at it like this every time you get head, you should give head!
It's only right....otherwise there is a chick out there who LOVES to give head and that bitch just waiting for you to slack on your job! So when you are pleasing your man don't act like its a chore, even if you don't love giving head...he should NEVER know that....you should be down there giving the performance of life....begging for him to go deeper:)Making him think his dick is the most delicious SUCKER you have ever tasted! Believe me ladies a liTtle felatio goes a loooooong way! Talk to me folks...is oral sex a big part of keeping you sexually satisfied? Is it a deal breaker in your relationships fellas? I'll give you ladies some tricks tomorrow, until then happy sucking!

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

The Triple Threat

I want you to pay close attention to the shit I'm about to say. The last post was about the "ULTIMATE PUSSY EATING ORGASM" but hell... who am I kidding...everyone is not a coochie eating expert, hell some folks have no clue what to do when they get down there. Ladies, I'm sure you have ran across that one person who thinks your clit is a piece of Bubble Yum, chewing all on that shit, tryna give your ass a free hysterectomy!!!! or the one that goes alllll around the damn mulberry bush but never tasting the sweet berry! I swear these non pussy eating folks need to be thrown off the EARTH!!! If you are THAT person STOP reading RIGHT NOW, there is no hope for you if you havent gotten the basics yet, but for those of you who can make a leg shake, or have experienced a leg clamp, keep reading....I now introduce you to what I like to call the TRIPLE THREAT and if you have never experienced it...SMFH!!! So what is the TRIPLE THREAT you ask? OHHHH I get chills just thinkin about it.....TRIPLE THREAT=TRIPLE STIMULATION, we all know that there is a clitoral orgasm and a g-spot orgasm(the basics)! Hopefully if you are getting good head both of these areas are covered...while sucking/licking the clit insert the index finger into a drippy wet pussy and you will surely hit the g spot! At this point ladies your body is jerkin and you may think you are in fuckin heaven, but believe me it gets better......so we have 1 and 2 covered, now its time for 3....insert the middle finger into the second hole *yeah that one* and mother fuckin JACKPOT! DING DING DING Now to execute the TRIPLE THREAT properly you have to be a great at multitasking because steps 1,2 ans 3 happen simultaneously once in full swing....now go forth and give good head!!!!! I promise your lady will love you for this.....ladies you can thank me later!!! Smooches

Shoe Porn: Zoey got me feenin......


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Are you Scared of The Ultimate Orgasm

Have you ever passed out from an orgasm while your having you pussy licked? CUM-cussion sex coma.....there is nothing better than the feeling of a tongue as it licks and sucks every inch of your wet throbbing pussy! There might be fingers,toys etc involved (I'll save that for a later post)whatever is used, the ultimate goal is to make you cum .....but STOP! You are there or at least you think you are, but there is a feeling that your body can't take any more..... your running from the fuckin orgasm, squirmin all over the bed, pushin their head away....why? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SCARED OF? It seems like the ultimate orgasm may be right over that hump, if you just let your body relax and let them do their thing! Are you afraid to SQUIRT(cause we all know that"s peepee:), are you afraid to pass out,what is holding you back from the ultimate PUSSY EATING ORGASM! Or if you are having the ultimate PUSSY EATING ORGASM share your secrets to getting over the hump.