Tuesday, December 14, 2010

When The Sex Gets Boring.......

Recently I was talking to a male associate about porn, he told me he was ADDICTED....now I was slightly taken aback by his response, knowing that he has a WIFE! How could you be addicted to porn when u have PUSSY readily available at all times!!! I then took to twitter to ask my followers the following question..... "Do you watch porn often even though they have live in pussy?" To my surprise many of their responses were, "YES!!!!" Naturally, my next question was "WHY!".....the number one response I received was...."The sex gets boring!!!!" O_o Men watch porn to escape their mundane sexual realities, satisfying their freaky fantasies with their favorite porn stars! Ladies,Ladies,Ladies......YOU should be your mans personal porn star, their should be no need for him to look else where! beware of allowing your bedroom to become a place of complacency and routine! Often times when we are dating our men, trying to CATCH them, we pull out all the tricks....spontaneous sex, sleeping in the nude, excessive PDA, all the freak shit they see in the pornos, satisfying all their sexual wants and desires!!!! Then after 2 or 3 years of being "TOGETHER" sex becomes predictable down to when, where and how often. The days of wild passionate, fuck till the bed breaks sex are few and far between! What your left with is, obligation sex....you know "Come on...let's do it!" No foreplay, no passion half the time the pussy isn't even wet until 5 pumps in!!! Just "Climb on top and do ya business!" Haha.. Most of us who have been in a long term relationships have hit this stage...at this point two things happen....someone cheats or becomes addicted to porn...or BOTH!!!! Consistency is the key to make any relationship work. If you start your relationship giving toe curling head, and wear those black lace boy shorts u know make his dick stand at attention.....KEEP IT UP! If you surprised him often with sexy lingerie, or trench coat drive byes ....KEEP IT UP!! Don't start slacking on your jobs ladies, that goes the same for you too fellas! Also don't be sooooo closed minded to try new things sexually with your man, introduce toys into your foreplay, let him fuck you in the ass if he ask (at least once). As the old saying goes "What you won't do another women will!" Sorry to break the news to you ladies but HOES are out here WINNING these days! Smooches Jersey!

Monday, November 22, 2010

Deep Inside My BODYROCK...Sex and the Song

I want you on top , I want you to find your favorite spot, when you find it make your body rock, you got my heart; I'm gonn' finish what you start, make your love come down......this songs makes my coochi clinch every time I hear it!!! Nothing says sexy like the movement of a women's hips as they sway back forth to the pulsating beat of a sexy song.......To and fro her hips sway, her pelvis rolls to the melody, the beat vibrates from the small of her back to the tips of her erect nipples, as her body becomes the song! Any man who has every watched a women make love to a beat, watches with lust filled eyes, entranced by her every movement! Praying he will be the beat she RIDES next. She sees you watching her...........but she wants to dance for you! So lay back and enjoy they show! I just wanna show my appreciation, boy I got this craving for youuuu, baby come and kiss my lips , would you mind if we do it like this? She grinds her hips on your dick, grabbing your jeans, puling you into the crease of her warm round ass. She teases you with melodic movements that make men go wild. Your dick is growing harder with every pulse, a magnetic field is pulling your dick between her thighs! Slowly she takes of her clothes.... never removing you from her gaze.....yet at the same time exuding sex through a song.....she wants you noooooow! Never losing her rhythm she mounts you! Sliding down your dick, as the music plays in the background...starting at the tip, her pussy swallows your dick with ever roll of her hips, until you are deep inside her body rock! Now you mountin' on me, I'm mountin' on you ; drippin' on the bed too - Girl I love it oohh you tastin' so sweet, & the only thing I want from youu......... YOU ARE NOW ONE BEAT! the song fades to the background, the two of your are now making your own music.......you play her body like an instrument, gently kissing her colllar bone, hands gripped around her waist, she arches her back, titties in the air, as she rides the beat....you are making the pussy sing a whole new song! She loves YOUR song! Smooches Jersey!

It Continues.....HER....Ms.Tootsies






Next up you have Taaalib (ink) who put together a hot event with some fine ass ladies over at Ms.Tootsies.....HER was a celebration of women, hosted by several of the cities most beautiful, talented women from all different fields......Tanea, Danae, Roni, Steph, Jovi and Ms.Munday to name a few......sexy ladies surrounded by champagne, flowers and modern art gave the 3rd floor the sex appeal it needed to get the party started.........once the DJ got the groove it's like the crown was hit with a volt of electricity.....the floor was actually shaking! When I tell you it was rockin......it was fuckin rockin........another SUCCESSFUL event in the city.........I have not had this much fun in a while, you felles gave Philly NIghtlife the jolt it needed, there is LIFE left! Oh and S/O to Shaheed Rucker(facebook) for the flicks and the folks from BabylonCartel.com!!!! Enjoy

Sunday, November 21, 2010

The Weekend The City Was Set on FIRE! 11/19 The Trust Building








Well, well the weekend has come to an end and I must say I had a fuckin BLAST! There are a few people who deserve an applause for igniting the spark that set the city on FIRE this weekend! First up, kudos to Ish & Mar (CYL), Cee and Black (Monstarz) and Dee and Leem (Trendsetters) for masterminding the party that set the twitter world abuzz for the past month, the infamous 11/19 party at the Trust Building! The beautiful people (some not so beautiful) came out in all their fashionable glory..... hair was tossed, lips were glossed and the fishing poles were out! Whitewashed walls offset with dim lights cast the mood of sexy sophistication, as the drinks flowed and the bodies rocked(thanks KY)! The night went off without incident which in the city is ALWAYS a good look! YES, Black folks CAN have a good time together!

Sunday, November 14, 2010

Homie,Lover,Friend.....Can Friends With Benefits Work?

In the age of casual sex.....many of us have found ourselves in situations that leave us saying "What the FUCK was I thinkin!!" The dude you meet at the bar, who has the dick the size of a pencil, the one night stand with the pretty lady at the club who's Indian remi and fat ass was calling you between her thighs! OR At times we find our selves riding the dick (like a champ) of someone we've known for years! SHIT HAPPENS! It's hard out in these street for the single set.....so many choose to quench their sexual thirst with a FRIEND! You know, that HOMIE that u can call and get WORKED over, bust a nut and leave! But Can Friends with Benefits work? I say YES!!!! As long as the agreement is made clear before penetration! If there are not clear cut rules one party may misunderstand the agreement! Now you can comprise your own list of rules, but mine would go a lil something like this! HOMIE LOVER FRIEND RULES: 1. There will be no KISSING....for me kissing is very intimate, if we are JUST FUCK BUDDIES! All we need to do is FUCK! 2. No phone contact unless we talkin bout WHEN and WHERE....I don't need to know what's going on in your everyday life ! 3. No ALONE dates, we can hangout with mutual friends only! 4: No Sleep Overs (unless highly intoxicated), we don't need to cuddle! 5. Keep your mouth SHUT!!! Everybody and they mama don't need to know how good it is! 6. NO fuckin ROUTINELY!!! Once you set a routine or it becomes too frequent......SMH.... Sex evokes emotion, and when you share a sexual experience with the SAME person multiple times emotions can come in from either party and reek havoc or ya lil agreement! So space it out! 7: Keep it LIGHT never serious! If the ground rules are followed no one will get hurt! However, if they are broken two things can happen......you will end up in a relationship, which can be WONDERFUL or the two of you will never speak again! So think before you dive between the thighs of you homegirl, or gyrate your sugar walls around the dick of your "play cousin" As Trey Songz said, "Now it ain't no way we can be friends, cause now every thing's different, I lost my HOMIE, LOVER, AND MY FRIEND......" Smooches Jersey!!!

Thursday, November 4, 2010

The ART of MAKING LOVE!!!!

I recently posed the question on the blog, Can You MAKE LOVE without actually being IN LOVE??? To my surprise the results were 50/50....I personally think you cannot MAKE LOVE to someone you are not truly IN LOVE with! Before you disagree let me explain.....for me, sexual intercourse can be broken down into two categories. SEX and LOVE MAKING......Sex is what happens between two people who are in extreme like, lust or neither for that matter! Yes, it can be very sensual, there can be lots of foreplay, soft kisses, slow licks, deep penetration everything that good sex is made of. You can also FUCK the shit outta someone!....Hard, wild, hair pulling, back scratching, ass smacking, pussy pounding, shit talking sex!!!! Yes SEX can be AMAZING and MIND BLOWING, however SEX can't compare to the ART of MAKING LOVE......I have had sex with MANY, but only MADE LOVE to few, less than 4 to be exact! I can remember like it was yesterday the first time I MADE LOVE, tears still come to my eyes just like they did that night! Standing there naked in every way, to be IN LOVE is to be NAKED. Falling IN LOVE with someone can for many be something we fight every step of the way, in a effort to protect our hearts, knowing that once IN LOVE we lose all control. NAKED in allowing your heart to be in the hands of another....that by far is one of the scariest things, yet most exhilarating! To be NAKED, standing in front of the one you are madly in love with, staring into each others eyes! When their is genuine love shared between two people, it is electrifying....literally! The touch of the one you love can send chills through your body, your breath becomes heavy with each caress, each touch makes you pussy swell, each touch has your body begging for the next one......eye contact is not broken, you are not just looking into their eyes, you can see their soul!!!! NAKED! OPEN! Finally your lips meet, this is not your ordinary kiss, this is an exchange of love, as you kiss, the very essence of who you are lingers on your partners lips....leaving traces of your love for them to savor at each memory of this night! This dance of intoxicating emotion continues through kissing, caressing, foreplay! Have you ever made love to a penis with you lips??? When IN LOVE you want to leave your love on every part of your partners body! By know you have had multiple orgasm, yet penetration is still on the horizon.....basking in the heat of your bodies, finally you beg for two to become one! When penetration does occur during love making, it is slooooow, the TIP dips inside warm wet walls, your pussy embraces the dick.....it is a perfect fit.....your eyes lock, at this moment every emotion bounces between you two....love, lust, passion, pain, fear, joy,,,it can be truly overwhelming........Your bodies are in rhythm with each other, slow steady strokes, deep penetrating.....you can feel is dick swell as climax is inevitable, the explosion sends your body into uncontrollable shakes and shivers, a tear falls from you eye......you cant believe that THIS IS LOVE AND YOU ARE IN LOVE!!!!

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Running RED LIGHTS!!!!!

Ladies.....we have all been there.....you have a hot date, or a vacation planned, or your boo is coming over for the night and FUCK!!!! Here comes AUNT FLO!!!! If you are a women of a certain age you should know when AUNT FLO is coming, but that still doesn't stop us from WISHING her away, or her making an unexpected visit from time to time! I have seen women go to many lengths to stop FLO especially when they know they have an important event, WEDDING, VACATION etc..... contrary to popular believe....Ladies are just as pissed off as the fellas when AUNT FLO shows up at an impromptu time! SOOOOOOOOOO what do you do, when AUNT FLO shows up on your WEDDING night! Do you stop at RED, or RUN THE RED LIGHT? There are some who still feel that having sex while on your period is NASTY, DISGUSTING, "HELL NO" etc......and there are some that say " GRAB a TOWEL" and keep it moving! Which one are you? From a medical standpoint, ORGASM during a women's period is actually proven to reduce CRAMPS! If I can bust nut and relieve pain at the same time, I'm all for it!! HEHE!!! However, there is always an awkward moment when you tell a fella friend your "ON" it's always followed by the same question, "How HEAVY is it?" haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! At that moment you make a decision.......STOP at RED or RUN the LIGHT....if you do decide to proceed as normal, many argue that sex is actually better,even great! EXTRA JUICY, the PUSSY of course is SUPER WET! I always remember the end of "RUN TELL THAT" when Martin was talking about the BEST, WETTEST SEX he ever had, only to find out he was swimming in the BLOOD!!! There are however,some limitations to RUNNING THE RED LIGHT...... some people may go all out oral (uggggghhhh) fingering etc......some people will stop at strictly penetration, I mean it is BLOOD! Recently, I was having a convo with a girlfriend on the topic, "Girl, he told me he would just lick the clit!" .................."I let him do it, I figured he knew what he was doing!" I feel out laughing! Me personally, I would be thinking the whole time, "ARE YOU A VAMPIRE, why do you wanna lick my blood?"......lawd BABY JESUS, I can't! But, this is a no judgement zone, what works for you may not work for me! What are your thoughts? How many of you are out there breaking the law???? Smooches Jersey!

Friday, October 22, 2010

Forbidden LOVE........

Forbidden Love.......Someone Posed a question on twitter "What if you met the ONE, but were already in a relationship or married?" ....My response was...if they are truly meant for you, God will make it happen! It may not be when you want it to happen, not today or tomorrow, it may even be ten years from now! If it is for YOU it will be for you! We've all heard stories of lost love that was rekindled years later against all odds! If you are married, how would you find out someone other than your spouse is the ONE, without there being some sort of emotional or physical infidelity! I am not a fan of infidelity because as you have read in previous post....it leads to nothing but hurt or someone being hurt! When we open up our hearts to another we are looking for trouble!!!Yes we may feel that this NEW person is the "ONE", because we are confusing lust and infatuation with love.....often times when this occurs we are in the second cycle of our relationship......Let me explain..... Relationships go thru a cycle....first you have the high that you get with new love..... butterflies, infatuation, phone calls everyday, great sex ect!!!! Next, is the turmoil and strife that many couples go thru, when they tend to get to comfortable and take each other for granted.....it is during this stage that many relationships fall victim to infidelity! Instead of trying to spice things up with your mate, many allow their hearts to go astray! Then you have your third stage...Bliss and contentment....if you are lucky to make it to this stage forsaking all the ups and downs, many realize that their mate is actually EVERYTHING they ever really needed! So I pose the question to those who think they have found the ONE outside of any existing relationship....is it the ONE that will truly stand the test of time! Is it worth losing family and everything you and your significant other have worked so hard to achieve? If you answer is NO, than let it go.....if your answer is YES, than its time to sit someone down for a talk!!!!

When Love Turns To Pain!!!!

Five years ago I meet a man, in those five years; we feel in love, started a family, got engaged, broke up, fought and ironically five years to the date of us meeting I walked out of a court house with a PFA in my hand, restricting this man, the same man I was once madly in love with from coming near me for a year! Many days and nights I sit and ask myself "HOW DID WE GET HERE?" To answer this question I must take you to the beginning.......see I was never the type of female to claim a man, I grew up around guys, all my friends were dudes, my cousins were dudes and I have four brothers..... seeing they way they dogged out their girlfriends I was determined to never let that happen to me.....so I beat them to the punch! I only messed with dudes who had girlfriends, and if I fucked your man in my hay day........"I'm Sorry!!!" In my entire life two men have had the privilege of being called my man!! The first man was cool, but lawd this second one has given me a run for my fuckin money......He was charming, handsome and SINGLE......so I thought!!!! That should have been my 1st warning sign ......During the early part of our relationship I equated all the drama I was going thru with this man to KARMA! I had done so much shit in my past, it must be payback time! Then he asked me to marry him, said he would change and of course I gave him another chance, because I was fighting for my family!!!! Then the cheating started all over again...... I then came to the realization that it wasn't me, I was everything a man could dream of......educated, successful, fine and not to mention a freak in the bedroom!......I AM the TOTAL package......so why then was this man cheating on me UNGODLY,with D LIST DUCK BITCHES at that! I came to the harsh truth that pussy don't keep a man, neither does beauty. Men have to be able to provide and protect for their women, if they can't do those things, they start to question their manhood. I debate this with men all the time who say they can handle their woman being more successful than them.....LIES! Ego WILL eventually get in the way causing many to cheat with D LIST BITCHES aka the less successful, less educated, less attractive women! Ladies I'm sure you've caught your man cheating with a bitch and said to your self "WHAT THEE FUCK" or you see a fine man with the "NOT SO ATTRACTIVE" female. These are the women men feel like they can control, some of theses women are content to just HAVE A MAN!!!!! I am not THAT woman, i have too much to offer, after a year or so of public humiliation and sheer fukery I had had enough! Unfortunately he was not willing to LET me go! This man who cheated on me,disrespected me, lied to me! Was being given the ultimate OUT and refused to take it,,,,,,i couldn't wrap my head around it! Why did he not want to leave? Men are very complicated creatures, when they feel like they are losing, they go in defense mode..... SHIT GOT CRAZY.....I could not believe that I had found my self in an abusive relationship.....without going into extreme detail, let's just say things got very ugly! Often times when we think of abuse we think of only physical! However, I have learned abuse comes in many forms, mental and emotional abuse can be much more damaging than physical, which is why I chose o share my story. Often times we sit around laughing with our girlfriends and shares stories "Girl, that nigga crazy!" When he REALLY IS CRAZY! We just choose to ignore the controlling behavior and when we finally decide to take a stand it's too late! Take heed to the little warning signs before its too late!!!! Love can bind us beyond measure, please listen to the voice inside of you, it speaks the loudest even when no one can hear it! Be Blessed!!! I AM!!!!!!

Thursday, September 30, 2010

Head In The Whip

As we head into the cold blustery days of winter what better way to bid farewell to summer than by having glorious spontaneous outdoor sex!!! The last couple of nights have been the type of nights where memories are made.....cool breezes, not too hot, not too cold, just right as Goldilocks would say....."LETS GO FOR RIDE" you say to your lover.....destination unknown........you just wanna enjoy the night air! Sunroof open, the sounds of "Love Faces" play as you head down the city streets......you look at him with sex in your eyes!!!! Being the freak that your are you slide your panties off and toss them out of the window.....opps!!!! Putting your feet up on the dashboard, you take his free hand guiding it to between your thighs.......He starts to swerve the car...."Keep your eyes on the road!" you demand!! You dip his fingers deep inside your pussy as you speed down the city streets, the more aroused he gets the faster the car goes!!!! You peek over and see his dick rising in his basketball shorts.........it's time!!!! "Go to the baseball field".....he looks at you with utter disbelief......but heads the car in that direction.....on the way there.....you reach over and grab his fully erect dick.....he's trying to stay focused on the road but the only thing on his mind is HEAD IN THE WHIP!!!! In your eagerness to oblige his fantasy, you whisper in his ear "Pull over" right there under the glow of the street lights you look him in the eyes before taking his dick as far into your mouth as possible......SLOW NECK! With his hands on the back of your head,he guides your mouth up and down his dick......the tip hitting the back of your throat with each nod!! You can feel his dick swelling in your mouth, as he's about to cum........you STOP..... "DRIVE" he looks at you like "WHAT THE FUCK".....you just give him that look like the best is yet to come.....Once you reach the field, you grab a blanket from the trunk (always be prepared ladies ad gents) making sure the coast is clear, you find your way to the middle of the baseball diamond! Laying on the blanket you allow the nights breeze to run over you body giving you goose bumps all over.....you spread eagle under the stars and wait for him to enter you! The moment your bodies unite time stands still, only you and he exist, under the stars on a baseball field......slow and steady strokes! You throw the pussy back at him as he cuffs your ass, you can feel the rocks on your back, they hurt like hell but you don't give a fuck!!!! Then the adrenaline finally hits you......you are FUCKING ON A BASEBALL FIELD!!!!!! Realizing time is of the essence, you get on top, jump on the dick...and ride that dick until he begs you to stop! If you have never experienced the joy, the rush of having sex outside, this weekend would be the perfect time....some of the BEST sex is had in places you are not suppose to be having it!!!! School Buses, Elevators, Balconies, Car Hoods, Beaches, Cars, Parks just to name a few.....Where have you have sex that you were not supposed to? What was your experience like? Smooches!

Friday, September 24, 2010

Pussy Ain't Free

"Shit, if the PUSSY is good you can at least get her some FOOD STAMPS!!!!" "I cant wait to get my income tax so I can buy some good PUSSY" When I heard one of my male friends say this, I was in a fit of laughter! His statements though hilarious in their delivery, were harshly true! Yes,there are some women who fuck for the enjoyment and that's all the gratification they need! BUTTTT Mama, always said PUSSY ain't free!!!!And if a man can't do shit for you, you damn sure don't need him! What we as women hold between our thighs is a gold mine, if you choose to use it as such, no woman should EVER be broke! Why, because from the time men reach puberty, everything they do, is ultimately for PUSSY! The clothes they wear, they car they drive, etc! The POWER of the P-U-S-S-Y!!! Funny thing is, we as women tend to forget the power we hold in those sweet wet walls!! "Use what you got, to get what you want" There are women you have built success, and media attention around "GOOD PUSSY"... Jemma Jamison, Kimora Lee, shit even Corrine Steffans, Kat Stacks and all the Reality "WIVES"!haha They married well or used their good looks, "Good Pussy" to edge forward in the world and once there, planted there own seeds and found success! Women tend be judgmental of women you use their bodies for monetary gain! Looking down on the Strippers,Prostitutes and Gold Diggers of the world! When really many of us are just as bad.... You may not be on a pole, or a corner, but your fuckin for LOUBS,RENT,HOMES and CAR notes! The single waitress who snags a millionaire, and is now a jet setting housewife and a KEPT woman, is no better than the stripper! They both used their PUSSY to make a man break his bread! So why does the house wife look down on the stripper? Many feel that they did not degrade themselves to get the money, so that makes it better. However, when the millionaire husband leaves you at home all day for work or has a mistress aren't you too being degraded! We as women need to stop passing judgement on each other and how we choose to use our bodies! The bottom line is sex sells,weather you are sucking a strangers dick or your husbands..... if your husband paid your car payment this month, that was a PUSSY payment!Smooches!!!!!!

Friday, September 10, 2010

Fuck Me Through The PHONE!!!

It's Wednesday night, your laying in the bed, on the couch, or maybe it's the middle of the day and your sitting in your car! Where ever you are, your horny as hell and miles away from the person who can satisfy your sexual desire!!!!So you pic up your PHONE!!! We all know how it starts off, because we've all had an experience......... The sound of heavy breathing echoes through the receiver.....you giggle because you know what's about to go down...."What you doin?" "Sittin here thinking about you!" "Really, about what?" "I wanna feel you inside me, in my mouth, I'm my pussy!, I can't wait to see you!" All while your pussy is already nice and juicy just from the thoughts running through your head! You run your fingers between your thighs as you let out a deep sigh!!!! "What's wrong?" He says! You smile,"Nothing, my pussy is dripping on the sheets!!" "Damn baby you got my dick rock hard talking like that, what does it taste like?" You take the two fingers that have been massaging your clit, covered in sweet, pussy passion, licking them clean, making sure he hears every lick and suck.."They taste like ummmm, nothing!" " I wanna taste your pussy, lay you down and eat until you cum all over my face, I don't need air!" "Grab your dick, daddy! You want this pussy don't you?" "Motherfuckin right, I want that pussy! Let me here you play with my pussy!" You take the phone, putting it near your pussy, so her can HEAR the wetness, as you pleasure yourself (YES, you can HEAR wet pussy) "You like that baby?" The both of you are becoming more aroused with every passing minute....you are now applying pressure to your clit, as you can feel your orgasm coming....no more time for talk....just moans of pleasure through the receiver, "Cum for me baby!" And you do just that......"Ahhhhhh, YES, baby!" screams of pleasure travel to his audio space, you can here his cries of ecstasy as he explodes all over his hand! MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! Although nothing could ever replace the physical contact of your partner.... feeling them deep inside your walls, so deep you can feel it in your gut or feeling her warm wet mouth wrapped around your dick, as her mouth causes you to explode all over her face! .... Today's technology provide limitless ways to scratch that itch when physical contact is impossible: SEXTING,SKYPE or good ole PHONE SEX can TAKE THE EDGE OFF! Good ole fashion phone sex hits the spot every time.....Sexting is cool until someone says "Send me a pic!" I for one am not a fan of sending explicit pics to peoples phones, but to each their own! What do you guys prefer....SEXTING, VIDEO SEX, PHONE SEX they all have the same outCUM!!! Smooches!

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

TAKE IT IN THE BUNS....ANAL SEX!!!

I have been anxiously waiting to write this post...and spread the word about the glorious orgasm on can experience from ANAL sex.....I know many of you reading this are like " HELL FUCKIN NO!" You may have tried it once and it hurt like hell or you may have never tried it at all and just the thought of a penis entering you booty turns you off! Hopefully after reading this you will have a different outlook on this pleasure zone! I myself was like many of you when I had my first experience with anal sex....it hurt, I had to poo after, all that! When thinking of anal sex, most tend to think of back door entry aka DOGGY STYLE....this is painfull! Hence the reason many peoples experience is not a good one! A truly MIND BLOWING anal sex experience can only be achieved when you are completely relaxed! Men, you can't go trying to ram you dick into this pleasure palace of nerves!!! Because the anus is full of nerves you have to be very gentle! Lay your lady on her back (yes, her back) build her up with magnificent foreplay, paying attention to every part of her body, her nipples, her inner thighs, the back of her knees! Make you way to her pussy, lick and suck her pussy using the TRIPLE TREAT technique, her pussy has to be SOAKING wet for this to be extremely pleasurable(you should not need any lube) her pussy juice will do just fine! Pay special attention to the forbidden pleasure hole as you are prepping for entry! Ladies ride his fingers(don't act like you don't know what I mean) When you think she is ready cock her legs back high in the air....now ladies at this time you should be begging for penetration, I suggest letting him dip his dick in your pool of pussy juice to get it wet, once your love has covered his dick..... RELAX and BREATH, let your pussy spread, let your ass spread! RELAX and BREATH!!!!! Fellas while her legs are cocked back and her wet,swollen pussy is looking like heaven on earth, play with her clit and gently, guide your dick to her ass..gently ease the TIP in and out....just the TIP...BREATH LADIES..on her cue...go DEEPER...but EXTREMELY SLOW! Once you have full entry, lean in (missionary)and her clit should rub on your stomach! Make love, until you both explode together! The double stimulation is fucking AMAZING!!!!!PUSSY JUICE EVERYWHERE!!! OHHHHHHHHHH MY FUCKIN GOD!!!Anal sex is sensual because you must take your time, you must listen to your partner and feel their body....so before many of you right this off, be open minded! Smooches! Jersey

Friday, August 27, 2010

Invasion of the JUMPOFF!!

"That's why I'm fuckin your man!!" This is the text you get at 12:30am from a number you don't recognize....and of course when you call the number no one answers! Or you get an anonymous email, from an invalid email address detailing how your so called Man is fuckin some duck head hoe! OR and inbox message on FB from a JUMPOFF apologizing for what she did to you....you know WOMEN to WOMEN!!!! I'm sure many of you reading this have your own stories to tell about a JUMPOFF, SIDEJOINT, MISTRESS who made it her sole purpose in life to fuck with YOU...WIFEY! What part of the game is this? There was a time when a JUMPOFF new their place....on the fuckin side....you didn't fuck with HOME! BITCHES these days are the fuck outta hand....with the internet and other devices...man I tell ya! Why are you mad, isn't this what you signed up for? 9 times out of 10 you knew this man had a wife, fiancée. girl etc...when you started fuckin with him! It was all fun and games until somebody started to catch feelings! So now your in LOOOOOOVE with this man, who has a whole family or maybe he's married, no kids! You spend every moment wishing it were YOU he was with and not HER! Trust me, I've been there! In the moment, those day dreams are all peachy and shit, cause he calls everyday(at a certain time), he take you out( when wifey is working), he buys you fabulous shit(cause he can,but wifey gettin waaaaaaay more than you), he tells you how unhappy he is in his relationship and he's only there for the kids! In your mind you must save this man from this HORRIBLE woman! So now your whole agenda is to make her leave him,by any means necessary.. even having kids by him....(smh at you dummys ), just so you can have him all to yourself! STOP being fooled ladies.....majority of the time WIFEY is home being ALL SHE CAN BE...Truth is he has NOOOOOO intention of leaving HOME! This fool is just trying to have his cake and eat you too!haha When reality sets in, why would you want to be with a man who left his wife or family for you? Could you ever really trust him? You would probably be paranoid he would do the same shit to you!Always checkin on him and shit! I say all this to say...I don't...repeat don't condone fuckin with someone elses man..... BUUUUT if you are a JUMPOFF.... stay in your fuckin lane, have fun, don't take that nigga too serious, if WIFEY isn't fuckin with you leave her the fuck alone, and just know KARMA is real and when you least expect it that bitch will bite you in the ass!!! Smooches!! Talk to me yall!!

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Shoe PORN: "HARD"WARE




These shoes go hard as fuck! I love the edgy details, you can go casual in the sneaker, or spice it up in those FREAK NASTY pumps! Which ever you choose your YAMZ will look absolutely edible!

You are NOT the FATHER!

I pride myself in being a women because for the most part we are smarter than men when it comes to cheating! We know how to cover our tracks, you won't find any text,pics,tweets, FB inbox messages etc on my phone, NOPE you will not!!!My phone won't ring at 2:30 am! WHY? because I have cleary established the "RULES of ENGAGEMENT" which is the part were you men tend to fuck up! Letting the pussy fuck up your better judgement! I can also tell the truth so well, you think it's a lie! HUH? Dude: "Where were you?" Me:"Out fuckin John, boy get out my face!" Whole time I really was fuckin John...haha!but he thinks, I'm just "PLAYIN" ! Although men are placed in the spotlight when it comes to infidelity let us not forget the LADIES! Women can be ruthless when playing the game of infidelity, we tend to form an emotional connection with the "other" person, whereas men can "fuck and duck" with ease! That emotional connection is what gets us in trouble! Then you have those heffas who are just a damn mess.... How many times must we hear those infamous words... "In the case of Lil Pookie, you are NOT the father!!!" As trailer park Tina exits the stage screaming and arms flying! Even though these shows are amusing and some of it staged, these women should be ashamed of themselves! "How the hell do you have to test 4 men, 4 fuckin men?" Were you gettin PARTIED and forgot a comdom? FUCK OUTTA HERE you nasty whores!!! The fact that some of you even need a test, says a lot about your character! Then you have these kids and have someone else raising them, if I was a dude and my girl did that shit to me, she would be good as DEAD! These women cry ,put on such a show, say they're sorry, beg for forgiveness, how could you really love someone and do such and unforgivable thing? Think about what it means to LOVE someone; your children, your family, friends! Would you put your children's health at risk, would you tell them lies that could put them in danger? Better yet, would you want someone to treat your child or parent the way you treat your spouse/partner? If your answer is NO! There is a problem! Can you really LOVE someone, when you cheat on them UNGODLY? Based on the survey we all have cheated in a relationship before, so where you really IN LOVE? Talk to me folks! SMOOCHES

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

KEEP YA DICK IN YA PANTS!

In recent months the news has been riddled with headlines of CHEATIN ASS MEN...from Tiger Woods, Jesse James, Swizz Beats, Dawayne Wade,Eric Snow, the list goes on and on and on! Last night I ran into some old "WORK" who happens to be married...I called him over to say "HI", that's it...the conversation quickly turned into a proposition for drinks,etc...you know what the ECT...means....this fool is trying to fuck! Then my homegirl tells me how she received 3 text, from 3 different men, all of whom happen to be married! WHAT THEE FUCK IS GOING ON? Why get married if you still wanna stick your dick in the pool of never ending pussy! Infidelity not only plagues marriages it plagues everyday non married couples as well! How many of you have been cheated on, or are cheating on someone! I see yall!!! If you have to cheat, why are you in a relationship in the 1st place? So I took to google for some stats...and found that 50% of all marrigaes end in divorce, citing COMMUNICATION and INFADELITY as major causes! Well that's noo fuckin surprise....men are known to avoid communication at all cost....when they hear "Let's talk!" They zone the hell out instantly....this lack of communication has a trickling effect that is breaking down families and ulitmatley affecting our children! Let's break it down....Markisha and Steve have an issue, someone is feeling neglected or emasculated, instead of COMMUNICATING with eachother Steve confides to his FB friend, they become friendly and she is now his "refuge" This soon leads to a sexual relationship. Now Steve is trying to jugle home and his side joint and things start to get messy! And if you've ever been cheated on or are cheating on someone...you know what happens when shit gets MESSY, families break up (D.Wade) , kids are born(Eric Snow), stds are spread(Magic Johnson), side joints turn into stalkers or snitches (Tiger Woods), some people have even ended up dead(Steve McNair)! All of these men have children, so how do you explain these situations to children and how do u expect them to respect you when it's all said and done! These situations could have been avoided if a mother fucker knew how to effectively communicate his/her feelings...Not all relationships are meant to last forever, however if you are no longer happy in your relationship....express that to your partner, if you can work it out, do it....if you can't LEAVE! Some of us are just not built for monogamy, if that's you...be honest with the people you deal with, you'll be surprised they may feel the same way as you. Many of us get soo caught up in ourselves we forget about ALL who are effected by our infidelity and lies! Talk to me! Share your thoughts or experience! We ALL have a story!

Sunday, August 15, 2010

EYE CANDY....Tanea K. for ShaVonne DeAnn

ShaVonne DeAnn is a new & upcoming fashion designer from Philadelphia. ShaVonne DeAnn's Fall line will be launching on Aug 21st. Her designs are divinely sexy with a FRESH approach, showing just enough...which we love her at Sex,Shoes and Scandal. I LOVE, LOVE,LOVE the romper! YUMMY....The Fall line will be featured in Immaculate U boutique in DC this fall. Become a fan of ShaVonne Deann by subscribing to her Youtube page. By subscribing you will receive update info on all upcoming events. Also follow her on Twitter @ShavonneDeann

Thursday, August 12, 2010

I KISSED A GIRL....and I LIKED IT!

You are out with your girlfriends having a few drinks....tipsy to say the least....your out on the dance floor dancing with your homegirl or a pretty lady, as women often do these days....however this time something feels different! Maybe its the tequila,maybe not, but there is an undeniable sexual tension between the two of you....something electric! You wanna act on this feeling but know you shouldn't! And what if you are mistaken...you don't wanna look like an ass! As the tension builds one of you decides to test the water....it could be a touch on the lower back, while no one is looking or a rub of the thigh.....you lock eyes! In your mind your thinking "I can't believe I am doing this!" But your body if loving every minute of it, literally your body is hot, you can feel it. This tease the two of you are doing has your panties wet with sweet pussy juice! Coochie Clincher!! NOW WHAT....you walk to the bathroom and too your surprise, SHE follows....still never speaking the obvious, once in the bathroom you lock eyes....one of you makes the first move, all the tension from the foreplay mounts as you kiss each other....slow and soft at first, tasting every inch of her sweet lips, her hands explore you breast causing you nipples to become erect with pleasure! You continue your tounge play. You stop instantly as someone enters the bathroom....breathing heavily you wait in anticipation for them to leave.....the coast is clear! You start where u left off, this time with more intensity...up againt the wall, nibbling on her neck, your breast rubbing against eachothers, you lift up her shirt and began to suck her round nipple, massgaing her breast as she moans in pleasure.....her hand finds it way between you legs, every touch sends electrifying chills through you body.... She touches your clit and u cry out in pleasure as u cum all over her fingers! Coochie Clincher! She licks your juices off of her fingers, kisses you softly and exits the bathroom.....WTF!!!!You are left in awe....are you gay, WTF just happen.... Does kissing, sucking, licking another women make you a lesbian? In my opinion NO, to be a true lesbian u have to want to be in a relationship with a women, and that is a totally different dynamic that is more than just sexual! What do you guys thinks? Have you kissed a girl and liked it? Smooches!

Monday, August 9, 2010

EYE CANDY..... MS.LATOYA!!!!!





Interview With A VIXEN......Ms.Latoya!


Sorry for the delay on the interview folks...I had to edit and wanted to make sure the images were hot....ENJOY!!Smooches JERSEY!
JERSEY: Being as though you were a video Vixen where there high expectations during your sexual encounters with men?
LATOYA: Yes, I always had high expectations when it came to sex! Men, have this vision of me as a very sexual person, but it's ok because I am! I feel like if u not going to lay it down, then lay down,go to sleep, and say goodnight. I have a very high sex drive,I like to go hard!!!
JERSEY:What is your favorite sexual position, what gives you the ultimate orgasm?
LATOYA: I loooove to RIDE my man..... like I'm riding a horse, better yet a bull. I like to be in control of my orgasm!
JERSEY:When do you think it appropriate to go all out sexually with your partner?
Now that your married what do you do to keep your sex life entertaining...are you open to threesomes, role play etc...
LATOYA:Now that I'm married, I keep my sex life entertaining by always trying new things. You can't get boring, you most role play!!! I dress up in lingerie and wear different wigs sometime. I'll go take a shower as LaToya and come out as someone else, you got to keep it hot! I also Like having sex in different locations. "It's no need for threesomes" now that came from my husband's mouth.
JERSEY: Your body is fuckin sick, how do you stay in shape?
LATOYA:I keep my body tight by working out 4 times a week. I usely take a cycle class and run stairs w/ a little weight training to keep everything tight. I'm 36dd,25,40.
JERSEY:What's next for you in your career?
LATOYA:Right now I own a boutique Sky Boutique in Atl Ga off of Campcreek Pkwy. My plans for 2011 is to open my Hair Salon right next door to my boutique.
JERSEY: Thank you soo much for talkin to me and sharing with my readers!Where can people on the net find you!And congrats on your win at the Bronner Brothers Hair Show in ATL this weekend! LOVE YOU HUNY!
LATOYA: Love you too, everyone can check me out at skyboutique.net, Facebook Laytoya Alexander or www.myspace.com/sweetlatoya

Friday, August 6, 2010

SCANDAL....Daddy's LIL POOR GIRL....MONTANA FISHBURNE


So everyone is up in arms about Lawrence Fishburne's teenage daughter doin porn.....MORPHIUS YOU ARE NOT IN THE MATRIX....but fuck that im more upset with those nasty marks on her ass.....come on boo if your going to be giving backshots at least put some cocoa butter on those spots!Smooches

Interview With A VIXEN......Ms.Latoya!



Today I am proud to introduce the first installment of Interview With A VIXEN...Latoya A. During Interview With A VIXEN I will get the goods on some of the hottest EYE CANDY around! I chose Latoya as my first VIXEN because she is bad as all hell and she shares my gene pool...yup this bad bitch is my 1st cousin! Latoya has appeared in Black Men's Magazine, King Magazine just to name a few. She has also appeared in videos for T.I, Ludacris, Mike Epps and many more. She transitioned from VIXEN, to business women and is the proud owner of SKY BOUTIQUE in Atlanta, GA! .......so enjoy this EYE CANDY for now...interview will post at 7pm!

Thursday, August 5, 2010

YOU,HE, and SHE.....Threesome!

Ok yall,I decided to invite a GUEST BLOGGER to share their experiance and I must say....DAMN, DAMN, DAMN...ENJOY!!!SMOOCHES JERSEY
Many women frown upon having a threesome while men welcome it with open arms. Now having a threesome is not for everybody but if you're a woman who's open to new things...you and your mate should definitely have one. It will certainly add a sexual spark to your relationship! When having a threesome with your boyfriend/husband there should be certain guidelines you set for yourself so that NO ones feelings get hurt! When having a 3some with just a fling NO rules apply! If you've had a threesome your probably reading this with bated breath,but if you're a little nervous about having one let me set the scene for you to give you a idea of how it "may" go down! Room smells of a sensual aromatic vanilla & soft candle light dances on the walls and bounces off of your thighs,shoulders and breast! The smooth sounds of 112's first CD are playing in the background. As you sit on the edge of the bed dressed is something sexy, u take a sip of your wine(to loosen up a bit)! He (your man) walks in the room,his dick bouncing up and down as he walks towards you, he sits behind you....and starts to gently kiss on your neck making his was down to your spine. Your body is yearning for more of his touch, your eyes meet and the two of u begin to kiss passionately. Your body begins to feel all warm inside...you start to feel your mans penis dance around on your thigh. At this moment the bedroom door opens and a beautiful young lady walks in...COOCHI CLINCHER! She watches as the two of you explore each others body, all the while caressing her own! As you're on top of him rubbing your breast against his warm chest, she climbs on the bed, starts to caress on your arched booty. As she is rubbing your booty your kissing your man while your juices start to flow. She is now kissing on your behind, licking your back, then she takes a finger to taste your flowing juices! You want her....BAD! You start to kiss her and massage her erect nipple, you take her breast in your mouth, licking ever so gently....Your man is enjoying his view and starts to rub on his penis....this turns you on even more, now you want his penis in your mouth, while she starts to taste you out from behind! YOUR BODY IS ON FIRE! All that's running thru your mind is that "you can't believe you're really having a threesome" After you finish giving him head he positions you on your knees to get you ready for "doggy style" as he starts to enter you u tell the girl to lay on her back directly in front of you. While he's slowly pumping back and forth, you are kissing all over her thighs making your way to her pussy. You've never eaten pussy before so you start to get butterflies , being a woman you know what makes you feel good... so you just go for it exploring her pussy with you tounge, this is a feeling like no other!!!COOCHIE CLINCHER! You start to feel yourself about to cum...you also can sense the young lady is about to cum as well. You then feel you man's penis start to expand inside of you meaning he is also about to cum! The three of you are feeling the beautiful sensation of cumming all around the same time! Once that happens the 3 of you lay on the bed thinking about what just happened. You then start to play in her hair motioning her to start giving your man some head. While she's giving him head you nicely hold her hair for her. Once he's hard again and ready to go you let him enter her while she's starting to eat you out! You are experiencing pleasure you didn't think was possible, beyond you wildest dreams... many women feel as if they will feel like a lesbian afterwards which is not the case. A woman is a beautiful thing. Nothing wrong with appreciating all she has to offer. So ladies don't fear bringing another woman in the bedroom at least once. It's something you and your man will enjoy! This was my experience...may your experience memorable! Written By Ms. Got Damn!!

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Rabbits, Bullets and Dildos.....OH MY!!!

Does it really take two to make a thing go right or is one sometimes enough! I remember when I was young it was soooo taboo for you to "play with yourself" like God forbid you touch your own pussy! Do you remember the first time you felt your body shake, pinched your nipples, or yelled out in pleasure from playing with your pussy! I can't remember the first time I mad myself cum, but I've been addicted to my pussy every since:) Not only is Masturbation the safest sex, but what better way to show your partner what makes your pussy purrrr! Playing with your pussy is extremly personal kinda like making love to yourself!!! Do you have a ritual.....Fresh out the shower...body still damp and MOIST! Lights dimmed as something sexy plays in the background.... you lay across the bed and gently caress your body.....deep breaths, as you tighten your pussy muscles.....while pinching your erect nipples.....exhale! With wet fingertips you began to rub your clit or maybe you use a toy....a bullet perhaps....you start at a slow vibration and increase the intentisity but slow it down...your teasing yourself! BREATH....You might like a more freaky approach to your pussy play....you turn on the ohhh soo pleasurable lesbian porn( I know you ladies like lesbian porn haha), and as you watch... you fantasize about someone licking your pussy like the pretty lady in the film, you talk to the actress "Lick that pussy!" as you insert your fingers or Dildo into your warm wet pleasure box! and you climax as they climax.....BREATH or maybe you do a quicky in the bathroom at work, pulling up your skirt while your all alone in the bathroom, pull out the trusty lipstick vibrator.....and try to hurry up before someone catches you!!! BREATH..... So ladies what is your pussy playing pleasure....with soo many toys on the market...rabbits, bullets and dildos OH MY....do you have a favorite? Do you have a masturbation ritual? Talk to me.....Smooches!

Thursday, July 29, 2010

FACIALS...the Pleasure Position 69!

If after reading yesterdays post you decided to go with option A....OMG yaaaay you! Time for the infamous oral sex pleasure position 69...now not everyone is skilled at this so one must be careful in its execution. So where were we.... Your pussy is swollen with pleasure(YES, the pussy actually swells) from all the finger poppin foreplay!You may even be beggin for the dick by this point but don"t do it! Whisper in his ear and say "FUCK my mouth!!!" Now if you don't usually talk dirty to your man, he will be taken aback, but inside he is soooooo turned on! This move of seduction will require you to be on the bottom at first, but believe me you can fuck is face later, gotta take one for the team 1st! You can't be scared, you have to take the whole dick,if your gag reflexes are sensitive practice makes perfect;) Just control his thrusting by putting your hands on his pelvic...and let him go "HARD" literally! Let hit fuck you mouth, just like it was your hot wet pussy! When you think he has had enough, order him, yes ORDER him to lay on his back! Now you can switch positions (you on top)and go for the home run. "Put you pussy on his sideburns" and proceed to ride is face like its going out of style. Now, I don';t know about you, but the more aroused I get, the more intense the sex becomes, like hot about to pass the fuck out intense....if he is eatin' the pussy right, you should be suckin the skin off his dick at this point....COOCHI CLINCHER........I just had a flashback to a really good 69 session..whew lawd!! Happy SUCKING and don't forget to swallow ladies! AMAZING!Smooches So talk to be folks.....Do you like, love, hate 69 or do you find it difficult to execute?

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Finger POPPIN Foreplay!

I don't know about you, but foreplay is a must in the bedroom when you are with your, husband,fuck buddy, fiancée, boyfriend, girlfriend etc....Much too often the art foreplay has been forgotten in the bed room. If foreplay is done right, I mean really RIGHT.... shit you should have ate least one orgasm before penetration even occurs! How you ask, FINGER POPPIN.....We women know what makes our bodies tic, we know what spots turn us on. The power our HANDS hold during sex is unbelievable. Our bodies are very sensitive to touch especially the clit and our nipples! Ladies did a tingle just run threw you thinking about it? (Coochi Clincher)lol You may also be surprised to know that you man loves to be touched as well. During sex take the time out to explore each others bodies, soft kisses, gentle touches,those soft kissed will eventually turn to hard ones as the intensity builds and your bodies are begging for each other....now its time for a little peep show.....let him watch you play with that pussy,but you cant be self conscious when you are doing it. Play with that pussy as if your partner is not there, only you know how you like it best....put on a FINGER POPPIN PUSSY SHOW! Play with your nipples,lick your juices from your fingers and start off slow, just get lost in pleasing you!Occasional eye contact just to see their reaction :) If they are turned on enough by the show, he probably already has his dick in his hands, pleasing himself, mouth wide open! If you have toys, bullets, vibrators, etc....now you can let them join in and play with the pussy too......can somebody say "She's leakin, soakin wet" let him put the toy in your pulsating pussy, or you can even use a bullet to make is dick throb with pleasure. By this time both of your bodies should be craving and orgasm.....Now their are two ways to finish this session with everyone fully satisfied.....you can A. Proceed to oral pleasure until both of you pass out(see also TRIPLE THREAT and POWER of the P) or B. Penetration.....but A is more impressive! Smooches

Monday, July 26, 2010

T-Shirt,Panties and Pumps!



T-Shirt and my Panties Oooooonnnn, T-Shirt and my Panties Ooooonnnnn....and a sexy ass pair of heels to make her ass sit just right! Well at least that whats 60% of my readers think. Are you turned on by a women with confidence, does you dick instantly get hard when your lady walks into the room ass naked, in a pair of 4 inch BLACK PUMPS! Do you wanna bend her over and ease inside her ever so gently from the back when you see her in a sexy ass pair of boy shorts that show just enough cheek:).....or have you never even seen your lady naked in full view.....yeah, I know there are some of you out there. You know the women who won't let you see her fully naked and only fucks with the lights out! Or the one who never takes all of her clothes off until she is under the covers.....that shit has to be a blower! I keep trying to tell ladies that no matter what we may think is wrong with us, when it comes to sex, men love a confident women, a women who is confident in her own skin! There is no better time to show this confidence than during foreplay... Ladies, the next time you are with your man, put on your favorite sex song....walk your sexy ass around him, tease him, dance for him, put on your confidence, those BLACK PUMPS and nothing else! Just the sight of your body will have his dick doing the lil dick jump (ladies you know what I'm talking about lol)Let him be a voyeur, taking every inch of your body in for his viewing pleasure! Don't let him touch you until he is begging....matter of fact you might wanna tie his hands up....after this night you will understand the power of a womens body! It should not matter if the lights are on, off, daytime, nighttime, inside, outside, if there is a wet pussy and a hard dick, two consenting adults, let the fucking commence! Fellas once again, you can thank me later. Smooches

Saturday, July 24, 2010

The Power of the "P"

Soooo, for the weekend I'm going to leave you lovely folks with a few dick suckin tricks to kick your weekend off right! I can not stress enough how much I loooooooooove , I mean loooooooves givin head and there is a little trick that I learned a long time ago that drives men crazy, now if you are a more experienced lady such as my self you may say, "Jersey, that ain't nothing new!" But believe me, you would be surprised how many folks just SUCK dick! LITERALLY, I mean just up and down, up and down, up and down....those folks need to be thrown off the earth with those non pussy eatin motherfuckers I mentioned a few days ago! There is more to fellatio than just the SUCK, today I wanna talk about the perineum....the what? That little piece of skin right underneath the balls but above the ass hole....if you pay close attention to this area I guarantee your man will be a happy camper when you are done. The art of the dick suck is all about the tease, building him up to the point that, when you do finally put his rock hard dick in your mouth he is ready to explode! To get to the perineum you have to spread his legs and dive in! Don't be scared JUST DO IT... lift his balls and ever so gently lick the area...alternate with soft blows, the sensation of cool air and the wetness of your tounge is amazing! While your doing this massage his inner thighs, legs, and body, your hands should never be idle! NEVER! Now its time to go in for the kill, ease your hands to the spot that you were licking, take your thumb and apply pressure to the area in a massaging manner, your mouth should now be filled with his balls....YES HIS BALLS! A gentle, sensual suck, then ease your mouth to his dick, and YOU KNOW THE REST!!! Oh and .when u get down there you should be spending the same amount of time he spent on you....its only right!

Thursday, July 22, 2010

What you mean..." You don't give head?"

Do you remember the very first time you put a dick in your mouth? The first time you mad your man's toes curl as you sucked his ass dry...did you feel dirty, or did you have a sense of accomplishment! I don't know about you, but I find EXTREME pleasure in making my man happy and I can't believe that in 2010 there are still women out there who don't suck dick, give head, slob the knob, give brain, top etc..... BITCH are you crazy!!!! I mean really, what excuse could an adult possibly give for not suckin dick in 2010....i'll wait....still waiting...Those old stigmas that giving head makes you a slut or dirty are long gone. If you love getting your pussy licked than by golly huny give your man some damn head....and not just on his birthday or a special occassion!I look at it like this every time you get head, you should give head!
It's only right....otherwise there is a chick out there who LOVES to give head and that bitch just waiting for you to slack on your job! So when you are pleasing your man don't act like its a chore, even if you don't love giving head...he should NEVER know that....you should be down there giving the performance of life....begging for him to go deeper:)Making him think his dick is the most delicious SUCKER you have ever tasted! Believe me ladies a liTtle felatio goes a loooooong way! Talk to me folks...is oral sex a big part of keeping you sexually satisfied? Is it a deal breaker in your relationships fellas? I'll give you ladies some tricks tomorrow, until then happy sucking!

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

The Triple Threat

I want you to pay close attention to the shit I'm about to say. The last post was about the "ULTIMATE PUSSY EATING ORGASM" but hell... who am I kidding...everyone is not a coochie eating expert, hell some folks have no clue what to do when they get down there. Ladies, I'm sure you have ran across that one person who thinks your clit is a piece of Bubble Yum, chewing all on that shit, tryna give your ass a free hysterectomy!!!! or the one that goes alllll around the damn mulberry bush but never tasting the sweet berry! I swear these non pussy eating folks need to be thrown off the EARTH!!! If you are THAT person STOP reading RIGHT NOW, there is no hope for you if you havent gotten the basics yet, but for those of you who can make a leg shake, or have experienced a leg clamp, keep reading....I now introduce you to what I like to call the TRIPLE THREAT and if you have never experienced it...SMFH!!! So what is the TRIPLE THREAT you ask? OHHHH I get chills just thinkin about it.....TRIPLE THREAT=TRIPLE STIMULATION, we all know that there is a clitoral orgasm and a g-spot orgasm(the basics)! Hopefully if you are getting good head both of these areas are covered...while sucking/licking the clit insert the index finger into a drippy wet pussy and you will surely hit the g spot! At this point ladies your body is jerkin and you may think you are in fuckin heaven, but believe me it gets better......so we have 1 and 2 covered, now its time for 3....insert the middle finger into the second hole *yeah that one* and mother fuckin JACKPOT! DING DING DING Now to execute the TRIPLE THREAT properly you have to be a great at multitasking because steps 1,2 ans 3 happen simultaneously once in full swing....now go forth and give good head!!!!! I promise your lady will love you for this.....ladies you can thank me later!!! Smooches

Shoe Porn: Zoey got me feenin......


I ran across these beauties over the weekend and they are a must have for my collection! Sophisticated yet, sexy....oh so yummy!!! You can find them at endless.com!!

Are you Scared of The Ultimate Orgasm

Have you ever passed out from an orgasm while your having you pussy licked? CUM-cussion sex coma.....there is nothing better than the feeling of a tongue as it licks and sucks every inch of your wet throbbing pussy! There might be fingers,toys etc involved (I'll save that for a later post)whatever is used, the ultimate goal is to make you cum .....but STOP! You are there or at least you think you are, but there is a feeling that your body can't take any more..... your running from the fuckin orgasm, squirmin all over the bed, pushin their head away....why? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SCARED OF? It seems like the ultimate orgasm may be right over that hump, if you just let your body relax and let them do their thing! Are you afraid to SQUIRT(cause we all know that"s peepee:), are you afraid to pass out,what is holding you back from the ultimate PUSSY EATING ORGASM! Or if you are having the ultimate PUSSY EATING ORGASM share your secrets to getting over the hump.