Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Running RED LIGHTS!!!!!

Ladies.....we have all been there.....you have a hot date, or a vacation planned, or your boo is coming over for the night and FUCK!!!! Here comes AUNT FLO!!!! If you are a women of a certain age you should know when AUNT FLO is coming, but that still doesn't stop us from WISHING her away, or her making an unexpected visit from time to time! I have seen women go to many lengths to stop FLO especially when they know they have an important event, WEDDING, VACATION etc..... contrary to popular believe....Ladies are just as pissed off as the fellas when AUNT FLO shows up at an impromptu time! SOOOOOOOOOO what do you do, when AUNT FLO shows up on your WEDDING night! Do you stop at RED, or RUN THE RED LIGHT? There are some who still feel that having sex while on your period is NASTY, DISGUSTING, "HELL NO" etc......and there are some that say " GRAB a TOWEL" and keep it moving! Which one are you? From a medical standpoint, ORGASM during a women's period is actually proven to reduce CRAMPS! If I can bust nut and relieve pain at the same time, I'm all for it!! HEHE!!! However, there is always an awkward moment when you tell a fella friend your "ON" it's always followed by the same question, "How HEAVY is it?" haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! At that moment you make a decision.......STOP at RED or RUN the LIGHT....if you do decide to proceed as normal, many argue that sex is actually better,even great! EXTRA JUICY, the PUSSY of course is SUPER WET! I always remember the end of "RUN TELL THAT" when Martin was talking about the BEST, WETTEST SEX he ever had, only to find out he was swimming in the BLOOD!!! There are however,some limitations to RUNNING THE RED LIGHT...... some people may go all out oral (uggggghhhh) fingering etc......some people will stop at strictly penetration, I mean it is BLOOD! Recently, I was having a convo with a girlfriend on the topic, "Girl, he told me he would just lick the clit!" .................."I let him do it, I figured he knew what he was doing!" I feel out laughing! Me personally, I would be thinking the whole time, "ARE YOU A VAMPIRE, why do you wanna lick my blood?"......lawd BABY JESUS, I can't! But, this is a no judgement zone, what works for you may not work for me! What are your thoughts? How many of you are out there breaking the law???? Smooches Jersey!

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