Invasion of the JUMPOFF!!

"That's why I'm fuckin your man!!" This is the text you get at 12:30am from a number you don't recognize....and of course when you call the number no one answers! Or you get an anonymous email, from an invalid email address detailing how your so called Man is fuckin some duck head hoe! OR and inbox message on FB from a JUMPOFF apologizing for what she did to you....you know WOMEN to WOMEN!!!! I'm sure many of you reading this have your own stories to tell about a JUMPOFF, SIDEJOINT, MISTRESS who made it her sole purpose in life to fuck with YOU...WIFEY! What part of the game is this? There was a time when a JUMPOFF new their place....on the fuckin side....you didn't fuck with HOME! BITCHES these days are the fuck outta hand....with the internet and other devices...man I tell ya! Why are you mad, isn't this what you signed up for? 9 times out of 10 you knew this man had a wife, fiancée. girl etc...when you started fuckin with him! It was all fun and games until somebody started to catch feelings! So now your in LOOOOOOVE with this man, who has a whole family or maybe he's married, no kids! You spend every moment wishing it were YOU he was with and not HER! Trust me, I've been there! In the moment, those day dreams are all peachy and shit, cause he calls everyday(at a certain time), he take you out( when wifey is working), he buys you fabulous shit(cause he can,but wifey gettin waaaaaaay more than you), he tells you how unhappy he is in his relationship and he's only there for the kids! In your mind you must save this man from this HORRIBLE woman! So now your whole agenda is to make her leave him,by any means necessary.. even having kids by him....(smh at you dummys ), just so you can have him all to yourself! STOP being fooled ladies.....majority of the time WIFEY is home being ALL SHE CAN BE...Truth is he has NOOOOOO intention of leaving HOME! This fool is just trying to have his cake and eat you too!haha When reality sets in, why would you want to be with a man who left his wife or family for you? Could you ever really trust him? You would probably be paranoid he would do the same shit to you!Always checkin on him and shit! I say all this to say...I don't...repeat don't condone fuckin with someone elses man..... BUUUUT if you are a JUMPOFF.... stay in your fuckin lane, have fun, don't take that nigga too serious, if WIFEY isn't fuckin with you leave her the fuck alone, and just know KARMA is real and when you least expect it that bitch will bite you in the ass!!! Smooches!! Talk to me yall!!

Shoe PORN: "HARD"WARE

These shoes go hard as fuck! I love the edgy details, you can go casual in the sneaker, or spice it up in those FREAK NASTY pumps! Which ever you choose your YAMZ will look absolutely edible!

You are NOT the FATHER!

I pride myself in being a women because for the most part we are smarter than men when it comes to cheating! We know how to cover our tracks, you won't find any text,pics,tweets, FB inbox messages etc on my phone, NOPE you will not!!!My phone won't ring at 2:30 am! WHY? because I have cleary established the "RULES of ENGAGEMENT" which is the part were you men tend to fuck up! Letting the pussy fuck up your better judgement! I can also tell the truth so well, you think it's a lie! HUH? Dude: "Where were you?" Me:"Out fuckin John, boy get out my face!" Whole time I really was fuckin John...haha!but he thinks, I'm just "PLAYIN" ! Although men are placed in the spotlight when it comes to infidelity let us not forget the LADIES! Women can be ruthless when playing the game of infidelity, we tend to form an emotional connection with the "other" person, whereas men can "fuck and duck" with ease! That emotional connection is what gets us in trouble! Then you have those heffas who are just a damn mess.... How many times must we hear those infamous words... "In the case of Lil Pookie, you are NOT the father!!!" As trailer park Tina exits the stage screaming and arms flying! Even though these shows are amusing and some of it staged, these women should be ashamed of themselves! "How the hell do you have to test 4 men, 4 fuckin men?" Were you gettin PARTIED and forgot a comdom? FUCK OUTTA HERE you nasty whores!!! The fact that some of you even need a test, says a lot about your character! Then you have these kids and have someone else raising them, if I was a dude and my girl did that shit to me, she would be good as DEAD! These women cry ,put on such a show, say they're sorry, beg for forgiveness, how could you really love someone and do such and unforgivable thing? Think about what it means to LOVE someone; your children, your family, friends! Would you put your children's health at risk, would you tell them lies that could put them in danger? Better yet, would you want someone to treat your child or parent the way you treat your spouse/partner? If your answer is NO! There is a problem! Can you really LOVE someone, when you cheat on them UNGODLY? Based on the survey we all have cheated in a relationship before, so where you really IN LOVE? Talk to me folks! SMOOCHES

KEEP YA DICK IN YA PANTS!

In recent months the news has been riddled with headlines of CHEATIN ASS MEN...from Tiger Woods, Jesse James, Swizz Beats, Dawayne Wade,Eric Snow, the list goes on and on and on! Last night I ran into some old "WORK" who happens to be married...I called him over to say "HI", that's it...the conversation quickly turned into a proposition for drinks,etc...you know what the ECT...means....this fool is trying to fuck! Then my homegirl tells me how she received 3 text, from 3 different men, all of whom happen to be married! WHAT THEE FUCK IS GOING ON? Why get married if you still wanna stick your dick in the pool of never ending pussy! Infidelity not only plagues marriages it plagues everyday non married couples as well! How many of you have been cheated on, or are cheating on someone! I see yall!!! If you have to cheat, why are you in a relationship in the 1st place? So I took to google for some stats...and found that 50% of all marrigaes end in divorce, citing COMMUNICATION and INFADELITY as major causes! Well that's noo fuckin surprise....men are known to avoid communication at all cost....when they hear "Let's talk!" They zone the hell out instantly....this lack of communication has a trickling effect that is breaking down families and ulitmatley affecting our children! Let's break it down....Markisha and Steve have an issue, someone is feeling neglected or emasculated, instead of COMMUNICATING with eachother Steve confides to his FB friend, they become friendly and she is now his "refuge" This soon leads to a sexual relationship. Now Steve is trying to jugle home and his side joint and things start to get messy! And if you've ever been cheated on or are cheating on someone...you know what happens when shit gets MESSY, families break up (D.Wade) , kids are born(Eric Snow), stds are spread(Magic Johnson), side joints turn into stalkers or snitches (Tiger Woods), some people have even ended up dead(Steve McNair)! All of these men have children, so how do you explain these situations to children and how do u expect them to respect you when it's all said and done! These situations could have been avoided if a mother fucker knew how to effectively communicate his/her feelings...Not all relationships are meant to last forever, however if you are no longer happy in your relationship....express that to your partner, if you can work it out, do it....if you can't LEAVE! Some of us are just not built for monogamy, if that's you...be honest with the people you deal with, you'll be surprised they may feel the same way as you. Many of us get soo caught up in ourselves we forget about ALL who are effected by our infidelity and lies! Talk to me! Share your thoughts or experience! We ALL have a story!

EYE CANDY....Tanea K. for ShaVonne DeAnn

ShaVonne DeAnn is a new & upcoming fashion designer from Philadelphia. ShaVonne DeAnn's Fall line will be launching on Aug 21st. Her designs are divinely sexy with a FRESH approach, showing just enough...which we love her at Sex,Shoes and Scandal. I LOVE, LOVE,LOVE the romper! YUMMY....The Fall line will be featured in Immaculate U boutique in DC this fall. Become a fan of ShaVonne Deann by subscribing to her Youtube page. By subscribing you will receive update info on all upcoming events. Also follow her on Twitter @ShavonneDeann

I KISSED A GIRL....and I LIKED IT!

You are out with your girlfriends having a few drinks....tipsy to say the least....your out on the dance floor dancing with your homegirl or a pretty lady, as women often do these days....however this time something feels different! Maybe its the tequila,maybe not, but there is an undeniable sexual tension between the two of you....something electric! You wanna act on this feeling but know you shouldn't! And what if you are mistaken...you don't wanna look like an ass! As the tension builds one of you decides to test the water....it could be a touch on the lower back, while no one is looking or a rub of the thigh.....you lock eyes! In your mind your thinking "I can't believe I am doing this!" But your body if loving every minute of it, literally your body is hot, you can feel it. This tease the two of you are doing has your panties wet with sweet pussy juice! Coochie Clincher!! NOW WHAT....you walk to the bathroom and too your surprise, SHE follows....still never speaking the obvious, once in the bathroom you lock eyes....one of you makes the first move, all the tension from the foreplay mounts as you kiss each other....slow and soft at first, tasting every inch of her sweet lips, her hands explore you breast causing you nipples to become erect with pleasure! You continue your tounge play. You stop instantly as someone enters the bathroom....breathing heavily you wait in anticipation for them to leave.....the coast is clear! You start where u left off, this time with more intensity...up againt the wall, nibbling on her neck, your breast rubbing against eachothers, you lift up her shirt and began to suck her round nipple, massgaing her breast as she moans in pleasure.....her hand finds it way between you legs, every touch sends electrifying chills through you body.... She touches your clit and u cry out in pleasure as u cum all over her fingers! Coochie Clincher! She licks your juices off of her fingers, kisses you softly and exits the bathroom.....WTF!!!!You are left in awe....are you gay, WTF just happen.... Does kissing, sucking, licking another women make you a lesbian? In my opinion NO, to be a true lesbian u have to want to be in a relationship with a women, and that is a totally different dynamic that is more than just sexual! What do you guys thinks? Have you kissed a girl and liked it? Smooches!

EYE CANDY..... MS.LATOYA!!!!!

Interview With A VIXEN......Ms.Latoya!

Sorry for the delay on the interview folks...I had to edit and wanted to make sure the images were hot....ENJOY!!Smooches JERSEY!
JERSEY: Being as though you were a video Vixen where there high expectations during your sexual encounters with men?
LATOYA: Yes, I always had high expectations when it came to sex! Men, have this vision of me as a very sexual person, but it's ok because I am! I feel like if u not going to lay it down, then lay down,go to sleep, and say goodnight. I have a very high sex drive,I like to go hard!!!
JERSEY:What is your favorite sexual position, what gives you the ultimate orgasm?
LATOYA: I loooove to RIDE my man..... like I'm riding a horse, better yet a bull. I like to be in control of my orgasm!
JERSEY:When do you think it appropriate to go all out sexually with your partner?
Now that your married what do you do to keep your sex life entertaining...are you open to threesomes, role play etc...
LATOYA:Now that I'm married, I keep my sex life entertaining by always trying new things. You can't get boring, you most role play!!! I dress up in lingerie and wear different wigs sometime. I'll go take a shower as LaToya and come out as someone else, you got to keep it hot! I also Like having sex in different locations. "It's no need for threesomes" now that came from my husband's mouth.
JERSEY: Your body is fuckin sick, how do you stay in shape?
LATOYA:I keep my body tight by working out 4 times a week. I usely take a cycle class and run stairs w/ a little weight training to keep everything tight. I'm 36dd,25,40.
JERSEY:What's next for you in your career?
LATOYA:Right now I own a boutique Sky Boutique in Atl Ga off of Campcreek Pkwy. My plans for 2011 is to open my Hair Salon right next door to my boutique.
JERSEY: Thank you soo much for talkin to me and sharing with my readers!Where can people on the net find you!And congrats on your win at the Bronner Brothers Hair Show in ATL this weekend! LOVE YOU HUNY!
LATOYA: Love you too, everyone can check me out at skyboutique.net, Facebook Laytoya Alexander or www.myspace.com/sweetlatoya

SCANDAL....Daddy's LIL POOR GIRL....MONTANA FISHBURNE

So everyone is up in arms about Lawrence Fishburne's teenage daughter doin porn.....MORPHIUS YOU ARE NOT IN THE MATRIX....but fuck that im more upset with those nasty marks on her ass.....come on boo if your going to be giving backshots at least put some cocoa butter on those spots!Smooches

Interview With A VIXEN......Ms.Latoya!

Today I am proud to introduce the first installment of Interview With A VIXEN...Latoya A. During Interview With A VIXEN I will get the goods on some of the hottest EYE CANDY around! I chose Latoya as my first VIXEN because she is bad as all hell and she shares my gene pool...yup this bad bitch is my 1st cousin! Latoya has appeared in Black Men's Magazine, King Magazine just to name a few. She has also appeared in videos for T.I, Ludacris, Mike Epps and many more. She transitioned from VIXEN, to business women and is the proud owner of SKY BOUTIQUE in Atlanta, GA! .......so enjoy this EYE CANDY for now...interview will post at 7pm!

YOU,HE, and SHE.....Threesome!

Ok yall,I decided to invite a GUEST BLOGGER to share their experiance and I must say....DAMN, DAMN, DAMN...ENJOY!!!SMOOCHES JERSEY
Many women frown upon having a threesome while men welcome it with open arms. Now having a threesome is not for everybody but if you're a woman who's open to new things...you and your mate should definitely have one. It will certainly add a sexual spark to your relationship! When having a threesome with your boyfriend/husband there should be certain guidelines you set for yourself so that NO ones feelings get hurt! When having a 3some with just a fling NO rules apply! If you've had a threesome your probably reading this with bated breath,but if you're a little nervous about having one let me set the scene for you to give you a idea of how it "may" go down! Room smells of a sensual aromatic vanilla & soft candle light dances on the walls and bounces off of your thighs,shoulders and breast! The smooth sounds of 112's first CD are playing in the background. As you sit on the edge of the bed dressed is something sexy, u take a sip of your wine(to loosen up a bit)! He (your man) walks in the room,his dick bouncing up and down as he walks towards you, he sits behind you....and starts to gently kiss on your neck making his was down to your spine. Your body is yearning for more of his touch, your eyes meet and the two of u begin to kiss passionately. Your body begins to feel all warm inside...you start to feel your mans penis dance around on your thigh. At this moment the bedroom door opens and a beautiful young lady walks in...COOCHI CLINCHER! She watches as the two of you explore each others body, all the while caressing her own! As you're on top of him rubbing your breast against his warm chest, she climbs on the bed, starts to caress on your arched booty. As she is rubbing your booty your kissing your man while your juices start to flow. She is now kissing on your behind, licking your back, then she takes a finger to taste your flowing juices! You want her....BAD! You start to kiss her and massage her erect nipple, you take her breast in your mouth, licking ever so gently....Your man is enjoying his view and starts to rub on his penis....this turns you on even more, now you want his penis in your mouth, while she starts to taste you out from behind! YOUR BODY IS ON FIRE! All that's running thru your mind is that "you can't believe you're really having a threesome" After you finish giving him head he positions you on your knees to get you ready for "doggy style" as he starts to enter you u tell the girl to lay on her back directly in front of you. While he's slowly pumping back and forth, you are kissing all over her thighs making your way to her pussy. You've never eaten pussy before so you start to get butterflies , being a woman you know what makes you feel good... so you just go for it exploring her pussy with you tounge, this is a feeling like no other!!!COOCHIE CLINCHER! You start to feel yourself about to cum...you also can sense the young lady is about to cum as well. You then feel you man's penis start to expand inside of you meaning he is also about to cum! The three of you are feeling the beautiful sensation of cumming all around the same time! Once that happens the 3 of you lay on the bed thinking about what just happened. You then start to play in her hair motioning her to start giving your man some head. While she's giving him head you nicely hold her hair for her. Once he's hard again and ready to go you let him enter her while she's starting to eat you out! You are experiencing pleasure you didn't think was possible, beyond you wildest dreams... many women feel as if they will feel like a lesbian afterwards which is not the case. A woman is a beautiful thing. Nothing wrong with appreciating all she has to offer. So ladies don't fear bringing another woman in the bedroom at least once. It's something you and your man will enjoy! This was my experience...may your experience memorable! Written By Ms. Got Damn!!

Rabbits, Bullets and Dildos.....OH MY!!!

Does it really take two to make a thing go right or is one sometimes enough! I remember when I was young it was soooo taboo for you to "play with yourself" like God forbid you touch your own pussy! Do you remember the first time you felt your body shake, pinched your nipples, or yelled out in pleasure from playing with your pussy! I can't remember the first time I mad myself cum, but I've been addicted to my pussy every since:) Not only is Masturbation the safest sex, but what better way to show your partner what makes your pussy purrrr! Playing with your pussy is extremly personal kinda like making love to yourself!!! Do you have a ritual.....Fresh out the shower...body still damp and MOIST! Lights dimmed as something sexy plays in the background.... you lay across the bed and gently caress your body.....deep breaths, as you tighten your pussy muscles.....while pinching your erect nipples.....exhale! With wet fingertips you began to rub your clit or maybe you use a toy....a bullet perhaps....you start at a slow vibration and increase the intentisity but slow it down...your teasing yourself! BREATH....You might like a more freaky approach to your pussy play....you turn on the ohhh soo pleasurable lesbian porn( I know you ladies like lesbian porn haha), and as you watch... you fantasize about someone licking your pussy like the pretty lady in the film, you talk to the actress "Lick that pussy!" as you insert your fingers or Dildo into your warm wet pleasure box! and you climax as they climax.....BREATH or maybe you do a quicky in the bathroom at work, pulling up your skirt while your all alone in the bathroom, pull out the trusty lipstick vibrator.....and try to hurry up before someone catches you!!! BREATH..... So ladies what is your pussy playing pleasure....with soo many toys on the market...rabbits, bullets and dildos OH MY....do you have a favorite? Do you have a masturbation ritual? Talk to me.....Smooches!