Homie,Lover,Friend.....Can Friends With Benefits Work?

In the age of casual sex.....many of us have found ourselves in situations that leave us saying "What the FUCK was I thinkin!!" The dude you meet at the bar, who has the dick the size of a pencil, the one night stand with the pretty lady at the club who's Indian remi and fat ass was calling you between her thighs! OR At times we find our selves riding the dick (like a champ) of someone we've known for years! SHIT HAPPENS! It's hard out in these street for the single set.....so many choose to quench their sexual thirst with a FRIEND! You know, that HOMIE that u can call and get WORKED over, bust a nut and leave! But Can Friends with Benefits work? I say YES!!!! As long as the agreement is made clear before penetration! If there are not clear cut rules one party may misunderstand the agreement! Now you can comprise your own list of rules, but mine would go a lil something like this! HOMIE LOVER FRIEND RULES: 1. There will be no KISSING....for me kissing is very intimate, if we are JUST FUCK BUDDIES! All we need to do is FUCK! 2. No phone contact unless we talkin bout WHEN and WHERE....I don't need to know what's going on in your everyday life ! 3. No ALONE dates, we can hangout with mutual friends only! 4: No Sleep Overs (unless highly intoxicated), we don't need to cuddle! 5. Keep your mouth SHUT!!! Everybody and they mama don't need to know how good it is! 6. NO fuckin ROUTINELY!!! Once you set a routine or it becomes too frequent......SMH.... Sex evokes emotion, and when you share a sexual experience with the SAME person multiple times emotions can come in from either party and reek havoc or ya lil agreement! So space it out! 7: Keep it LIGHT never serious! If the ground rules are followed no one will get hurt! However, if they are broken two things can happen......you will end up in a relationship, which can be WONDERFUL or the two of you will never speak again! So think before you dive between the thighs of you homegirl, or gyrate your sugar walls around the dick of your "play cousin" As Trey Songz said, "Now it ain't no way we can be friends, cause now every thing's different, I lost my HOMIE, LOVER, AND MY FRIEND......" Smooches Jersey!!!