The Triple Threat

I want you to pay close attention to the shit I'm about to say. The last post was about the "ULTIMATE PUSSY EATING ORGASM" but hell... who am I kidding...everyone is not a coochie eating expert, hell some folks have no clue what to do when they get down there. Ladies, I'm sure you have ran across that one person who thinks your clit is a piece of Bubble Yum, chewing all on that shit, tryna give your ass a free hysterectomy!!!! or the one that goes alllll around the damn mulberry bush but never tasting the sweet berry! I swear these non pussy eating folks need to be thrown off the EARTH!!! If you are THAT person STOP reading RIGHT NOW, there is no hope for you if you havent gotten the basics yet, but for those of you who can make a leg shake, or have experienced a leg clamp, keep reading....I now introduce you to what I like to call the TRIPLE THREAT and if you have never experienced it...SMFH!!! So what is the TRIPLE THREAT you ask? OHHHH I get chills just thinkin about it.....TRIPLE THREAT=TRIPLE STIMULATION, we all know that there is a clitoral orgasm and a g-spot orgasm(the basics)! Hopefully if you are getting good head both of these areas are covered...while sucking/licking the clit insert the index finger into a drippy wet pussy and you will surely hit the g spot! At this point ladies your body is jerkin and you may think you are in fuckin heaven, but believe me it gets better......so we have 1 and 2 covered, now its time for 3....insert the middle finger into the second hole *yeah that one* and mother fuckin JACKPOT! DING DING DING Now to execute the TRIPLE THREAT properly you have to be a great at multitasking because steps 1,2 ans 3 happen simultaneously once in full swing....now go forth and give good head!!!!! I promise your lady will love you for this.....ladies you can thank me later!!! Smooches