F. Writes.......
Aight, so this guy has been "diggin" me for a good 8 years. His swag is off the meter. He smells sooo good. His hair is always cut & clean. When he walks I'm sure bishes get wet just by lookin at old buddy. So after all the chosen I finally go out with this pauper & to no avail we had a one night stand. It was theeeee WORST!!! Too much teeth action on the twaat for one. And for two he was a biter. Not a sexy biter but a "bitch get over here" biter. He really needs some sex tips.
He calls like when are we gonna do it again? In my head I'm like never. I shouldve kept things how they were. I mean the sex was a natural disaster. He's well into his 30's & still fuqqin like a rabbit. Where is your stroke? Oh my bad he left it at home on the charger. I think he was banging me so hard & fast lol, I could feel my brain floating.
How do I gently tell this man he needs some lessons in the bedroom?
Thanks
Dear F.,
First, sorry for your BAD experience .....my cooch hurts for you!!!! haaaaa If you are not interested in pursuing it any further....chalk it up as a disaster!!! However, if you are interested in this fella and want to pursue the relationship you can go about it one of many ways......with men you have to be careful not to bruise their egos and handle them with kid gloves at times......you have to make him feel like you are so into him, you want him to please you in all the RIGHT ways!!!! When the two of you are together one night , focus on the technicalities.....ask him what HE likes.... FIRST.....this will boost his ego and makes him believe it's all about HIM!.....have him explain in DETAIL what turns him on, how HE likes his dick to be sucked, what positions he likes, what kind of kisses turn him on! This line of questioning opens up the floor for you to share YOUR likes, hold off on the dislikes or he'll know our referring to him!;) If you like you pussy licked slow, no teeth....tell him this....if you like LOOOOOONNG DEEP STROKES tell him.... When you make it back to the bedroom.....do everything HE likes, asking him "Is this how you like it?"!!!! Now it's YOUR turn.....guide his head to your pussy and tell him HOW to please you....if he starts with the teeth....whisper in his ear the right way as you caress his back (kid gloves) Coach him and reward him when he does it correctly! We can't expect people to KNOW what we like, we have to tell them. If he has gone thru life doing shit the WRONG way.....you have to be the one to STOP it! You have to have at least three of these "COACHING" sessions....before full improvement can be expected! If he is STILL horrible..... drop his ass.... No country for fellas who can't stroke or eat pussy!!!!!
Smooches LOLA
This is too funny!
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